LONELY HEART CONTACT – FULL STORY

Track 11

In Front of the Red Brick Warehouse

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Girlfriend

Why are there so many riot police gathered around here…? We can’t even get in because there’s caution tape everywhere! Darling, I’m scared!

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Boyfriend

Could it be because of that whole UMA incident that’s been trending on social media lately…!? But don’t worry! I’ll protect you no matter what happens!

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Girlfriend

Awww, so dependable! I love you! Mwah!

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Boyfriend

I love you too! Kiss, kiss!

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Netaro

Uuugh…

Uweh… it hurtsh…

(It hurts so much that my body can no longer be seen by the human eye. A completely colorless, transparent Netaro. Though it does make escaping easier, at least.)

(I hate doing exactly what my ex-boss orders me, but judging by how bad this pain is, I’d be better off getting treatment on my home planet…)

But—

FLASHBACK

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As for the report to our home planet, I’ll submit it myself tomorrow once I’ve seen the effects of the solar flare.
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Netaro

They said they’ll submit the report or something like that…

Should I talk to them into postponing the invasion before I get on the ship…?

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Riot Police Officer A

Haaah, good grief. Do you really think we can pick up a UMA with something like a thermal camera?

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Riot Police Officer B

We’ve got no choice but to trust the commander. Apparently, he’s had experience with stuff like this…

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Netaro

Mm?

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Riot Police Officer A and B

HUH!!??

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Riot Police Officer C

We’ve detected an unidentified heat source!! I-It’s right beside us, but we can’t see it!!

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Netaro

…Guess I don’t have the time to hesitate anymore.

HAMA Tours - Meeting Room

-phone ringing-

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Daniel

A’ight, time to get to work.

Hey, hey. This is the Netaro Rescue H.Q., over—

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Ryui

Ryui here. Turns out the leads I followed last night paid off.

From what I got outta some guys I know, there was some guy hangin’ around the Angelica lookalike…

That’s gotta be Yowa. Heard he headed west from here sometime yesterday. Over.

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Toi

Anisama, you’re way too good at this…!

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Ryui

I wanna wrap this up quick so I can come see you already. Tch… that little shit. He’s dead when he gets back, I swear.

Think you take it from here?

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Toi

Yes, just leave it to me. So if he’s heading in that direction…

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Daniel

(No matter how you look at it, Nagi’s story ‘bout the Angelica lookalike being an alien and Netaro somehow got the Yorozu searchin’ for him is one hell of a leap…) 

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Toi

Yodaka-san! Based on my divination, he seems to be in the direction of the brick warehouse. Over!

(Of course I want to meet Anisama as soon as possible. But I want Netaro-san back safe too…!)

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Yodaka

Thank you. This is Yodaka speaking.

Just as Toi said, there seems to be quite a commotion going on around the brick warehouse. I’d say he’s heading toward Chinatown.

I’m glad I held onto the 'All-Seeing Horizon Binoculars'1 that Netaro gave me back when I was assigned to guard Joe-sama. Handing it back to you.

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Yodaka

(Netaro. You came to get me with a gentle knock. This time, it’s our turn.)

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Daniel

(I get that there’s something probably crazy going on behind the scenes. But instead of questioning Nagi’s ridiculous story, everyone went along with it, helping him…)

(Well, can’t say that we’ve never dealt with wild shit before in Aomori and Yamanashi too.)

That’s all from us, Leader.

It’s not the same without that noisy guy. So you better hurry and bring him back!

In Front of HAMA House

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Nagi

Okay. Thanks everyone. I’ll take the baton from here.

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*Nagi puts on his helmet and starts his bike*

Chinatown

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Riot Police Officer A

This area is under restriction for the entire day!

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Riot Police Officer B

We’re sealing off the entire Chinatown area, so civilians are asked to leave immediately!

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Passerby A

Why are there riot police…?

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Passerby B

Probably because of that UMA incident from yesterday?

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Liguang

Tch, this smells like nothing but trouble… Sojun.

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Sojun

Understood. I’ll send in more reinforcements.

-sound of a bike stopping-

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Liguang

Sigh…

So? Why are you here?

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Nagi

Umm… To chaperone my student… I guess.

Chinatown - Main Street

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Netaro

Haaah… haaah…!

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Riot Police Officer A

Heat source on the move! Drive it into the dead end!

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Riot Police Officer B

Keep your distance and surround it!

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Netaro

(Whoopsies, I forgot to cover up my tracks~ The drain I escaped into yesterday is blocked off with steel plates.)

Chinatown Alley

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Riot Police Officer C

The target appears to have stopped in place!

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Riot Police Officer D

TAZE IT!!

*Netaro gets tazed*

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Netaro

UGYAAHHHHH—!!

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Netaro

IT HUΨ◆日@β※RTs!!

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Riot Police Officer A

S-Something yelled…!

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Riot Police Officer B

It’s working! AGAIN!!

*he gets tazed again*

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Netaro

NNNGYAHHH…!

*Netaro falls*

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Riot Police Officer D

TARGET DOWN!!

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Netaro

(I can’t, do this anymore…)

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Riot Police Officer C

D-Did we get it…?

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Netaro

Even though I want to be a good kid…EVEN THOUGH I WANT, TO BE A GOOD, ALIEN…!!

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Netaro

CHOMP.

Crunch, crunch crunch.

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Riot Police Officer D

GWAAAHH!? THE GUN’S BEEN CHIPPED APART!?

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Riot Police Officer C

It’s eating the iron while it’s invisible!!

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Riot Police Officer A

FALL BACK! Keep your eyes on your thermal camera at all times!

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Nagi

Umm, are you busy—

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Riot Police Officer C

Two minutes until reinforcements arrive!

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Nagi

Ah, um, eks-kyooz moi—

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Riot Police Officer B

HOLD OUT UNTIL THEN! DON’T BREAK FORMATION—

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Nagi

Hello. Hellooooo.

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Riot Police Officer D

Yes, hello! This is the riot po—

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Riot Police Officers

………

Huh…?

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Riot Police Officer A

WH-WH-WH-WH-WHO ARE YOU!? Civilians should not be here! There’s an unidentified mysterious creature on the run that we can’t see!

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Riot Police Officer B

I thought we’d evacuated everyone except authorized personnel…!?

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Nagi

Oh, that’s because I’m friends with Mr. Reindeer2.

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Riot Police Officers

M-Mr. Reindeer?

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Nagi

…Netaro. Are you here?

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Netaro

……

Gii… 

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Nagi

Yeah. Let’s go home.

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Netaro

……!

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Nagi

Hm, I can’t see him, so I don’t know which way to go. This way? That way? Do you know?

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Riot Police Officer C

N-No…

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Netaro

~~~~~~!

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*Netaro jumps on Nagi's back*

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Netaro

I’M HERE! I’m “RIGHT HERE”!

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Nagi

Woah, I just felt something press against my back.

…Alright, let’s make a quick run to my bike. Sorry if it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Bye then.

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Riot Police Officers

…

Huh?

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Riot Police Officer A

HEY! That civilian just snatched the UMA and took off with it!!

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Riot Police Officer B

After the— Wait, how is he so god damn far already!? Holy crap, he’s ridiculously fast!?

  1. Netaro's amazing invention from L4mps seasonal story, "As Master Joe Wishes" (Track 10)!

  2. What Nagi calls Liguang after the event story, "(Not) Lonely Santa's Mission".

Translation
Tsukimi, Jes, Niri
Proofreading
Aca, Xii
QA