Chapter 1
! Warning !
This card story contains major spoilers for Chapter 4 of the main story. Please be aware of the above before proceeding.
ENTER?
Previously…
Under orders from my home planet, I came to Earth to study key life forms and conduct a military-level reconnaissance.
Hoooowever! I was deceived by a ridiculously muscular Earthling, one who's addicted to stimulating his parasympathetic nervous system by use of extreme temperatures, and so I was forced into a life-or-death situation!
In order to sustain my human life force, I hastily signed a donor contract with a humanoid organism named “Nagi Hachinoya”, through whom I would deepen my understanding of various knowledge—
And that’s the recap!
*Laika flies away*
HAMA House - Living Room
Huhhhh?? Hmmm??? It’s neither that…nor this.
…
Aha—! Lulee, here y’go.
Mmmm–, I think I tucked it away somewhere-?
How dishonest. It’s unauthorized, after all.
No wayyy—
…What’s this eerie-colored liquid in this container?
It’s a secret extract that's ready to be injected right before serving!
What are the ingredients.
…
…Oi.
Woah! What are you guys doing with all of this stuff…?
Tch… here comes trouble.
Lulee‘s here to confiscate the tools from my meat bun food truck, and he won’t stop questioning meeeee! Wahhhh, I’m crying—-!!!
What?! Liguang you bastard, why are you being so cruel?!
Idiot. This guy opened a food truck in Chinatown without permission, which is under my jurisdiction. Don’t butt into the conversation.
*Sniff sniff. Glances over*
There's a proper way to do things, you know!
What a pain… whatever. Having two idiots around is just going to exhaust me.
You’ve been going on and on about a bunch of nonsense!
There will be no next time, Yowa. Make sure to engrave that into your brain.
Thank you for your patronage~!
Damn it, that guy's so aggressive about everything!
But why did you bother going all the way to Chinatown to open up a shop in the first place?
I wanted as many people as possible to sample my new meat buns so I could collect data~.
You're coming up with new flavored meat buns?
Yah. I want to feed them to Gii.
To Nagi?
Recently, the flavors have been kinda weird, so I thought I'd change things up from the inside.
? I don't really get it, but are you saying you're developing a new meat bun flavor for Nagi?
Yup! Because Gii is an important friend to me!
F-Friend…! I see... Since it's for an important friend, then you’ve got even more of a reason! Kotaro, let me help!
Ohhhh! Looks like the sparkles in your eyes just got brighter!
Because I know how important friends are...
Ohhhh? Renchi has one? An important friend?
Y-Yeah! I guess! Haha!
Anyways, we can’t let Liguang get the best of us! Let’s figure out this new flavor bun plan together!
Hooray—! It’s going to be soooo exciting!♪
Ward 4, Chinatown
Hey, that person is handing something out while running!
Haah, haah. Everyone, it's a new flavor of meat bun! Please give them a try!
No way–, is that Renga Nishizono?
Renchi~! More meat buns are headed your way! Catch~!
Got it!
Woah, why does it smell so good??
The moment I took in the smell, my stomach started growling! Please, give me one!
I'll be handing them out from the food truck too~! Eat up, eat up~! Eat as much as you can~!
It’s looking good!
*sound of a whistle*
You two, stop that immediately.
Ah! It’s Lulee’s minion!
Kotaro, let's split up and run!
*they run off*
Did we lose him…?
It’s useless.
Eek! He appeared from the side road...!?
And right here, at this moment!
*Laika flies into action*
Ka–!
*Laika fighting off Sojun*
A pet robot… you’d better behave yourself.
Oof.
CRAP! Laika got caught…
Don't look back!!! If it's Laika, it can survive any deadly situation!
*Renga and Netaro runs off*
*the sound of a car stopping by*
Sojun.
Boss, I apologize. They got away.
Tch…
Oi, driver. Switch with me, I'll take the wheel.
(…! Boss is getting serious…)