From Beyond the Distant Galaxy – Section 1

Track 1

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Cafe369

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Chihiro

This new bun flavor is sooooo good!

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Kinari

My verdict on this new bun is that it is delicious.

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Netaro

Ooh! Do you see my brilliance at work!?

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Chihiro

It’s pink and heart-shaped, plus the filling is oozing with sweet melty chocolate! This is totes the kinda thing that’ll get everyone swooning~♪

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Kinari

Despite having only half the calories of ready-made products, all detectable nutritional values are doubled. This is an excellent health food.

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Mufufu.

While Chii brings out the vague concept of 'dazzable’ worthiness of the bun, Nari precisely calculates the accurate numbers through proper measurement.

Inviting you two to be taste testers was definitely the right call!

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Laika

Pan-paka-paaaan!

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Netaro

So about this so-called Valentine’s sales battle season… I’ve heard it’s a battlefield of obligation, true love, and tangled with love-and-hate emotions.

So in that case, there’s NO reason NOT to dive in! Which is why Cafe369’s officially entering the battlefield fully armed from head to toe with Kawaii and healthy!

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Chihiro

Hey, can Chii post this new-flavored bun on dazzle? I’ll totes make sure to add a caption saying it’s still in development!

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Netaro

Yah! Promote it like crazy, and make my new bun go viral!

If my new bun goes viral, then Cafe369 will go viral. If Cafe369 goes viral, I’ll go viral too— And if I go viral, then my BD event will go viral as well!

And then maybe I’ll find my Beatrice… Truly the classic butterfly effect~!

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Chihiro

Beatrice…? Chii doesn’t really get it, but finding what you’re looking for is always awesome sauce♪ Okie! Lezza start with taking the photos of the new bun first!

Next thing to do is…take a photo of the shop with everyone! C’mon, get in too, Lailai♪

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Laika

Snap-snap. Model pose on!

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Chihiro

Yeppie! How adorbs☆

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Chihiro

Nice nice~!

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Kinari

By the way, Yowa-sama. You mentioned your BD event earlier. How is the planning coming along?

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Netaro

Duh, it’s going great!

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Chihiro

Is it gonna be Kawaii-themed like this shop?

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Netaro

I’m planning to mix in pleeenty of Kawaii, but the main theme’s gonna be astro-style. I call it—

“A Huge Hehe-Haha Adventure in Space Debris!”

I’m soooo full of ideas that I can’t stop experimenting and inventing! There’s so many things I wanna do that I don’t even got time to sleep!

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Chihiro

…Come to think of it, you were doing something at the dorm the other day too, right?

FLASHBACK

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Ryui

YOWA—!!!!!

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Ryui

You fucker! What weird experiment did you run this time!? I opened a drawer and it was fucking glowing seven colors inside!?

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Toi

H-Hey, what should we do? The shower pressure is going crazy, and Danny-san’s waterfall training won’t stop…!

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Yodaka

How terrible. Nagi just got pinned under a meteorite that suddenly fell from the 2nd floor…!

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Nagi

It’s okay, I’m alive. This meteorite is surprisingly fluffy despite how it looks.

END OF FLASHBACK

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Kinari

…No one sustained any injuries. However, everyone who happened to be present on site that day, including Master, had very irregular heart rates.

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Chihiro

Ahaha… But hey, why did you go with a space theme?

I get Munechi choosing space ‘cuz he wanna be an astronaut, but are you secretly into space too, Taroppu!?

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Netaro

The origin of my existence lies in what humans call “space”, after all.

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Chihiro

Origin…?

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Kinari

There is a theory that some of the amino acids that form the basis of life arrived riding on meteorites.

Therefore, if one broadly interprets space as ‘the origin of life’, then it could indeed be called the origin of one’s existence.

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Chihiro

Woah, that’s like, super duper deep~!

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Netaro

Ya, for real~♪ We’re aaaaall children of the stars.

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…All life living in the same universe.

Anyway! Just so you wait! I’ll make everyone squeal with my inventions!

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Laika

Gahhh, zozozo~!

Translation
Tsukimi
Proofreading
Aca, Niri, Xii, Dimi
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