Track 1

!? Look, Toi! Beatrice just got kidnapped right in the middle of the wedding!?

Yeah, it’s such a dramatic scene! This is what you call a romantic escape…!

Mm? But isn’t marriage supposed to be where you swear eternal love to your fated Beatrice?

A marriage where you steal someone else’s partner isn’t exactly realistic, though it happens in otome games sometimes! And if someone loved you enough to steal you away, you might just catch feelings over it too!

Hoh~ Spouse kidnapping...

I like it! I wanna snatch someone’s spouse away too~!

HEHEHE, my precious little passbook~♪ I got my paycheck again for this month… Life is shooo good~

Found someone getting all lovey and dovey with their “Beatrice”!

UWAHH!? YOWA-SAN!?

Say, Pihyoro. Would you say that the passbook you’re clutching onto is something you ABSOLUTELY adore and could never bear to part with?

Huh? Of course it is!

My little passbook is basically my life! It’s my precious partner sharing the same destiny!

A’IGHT! I’m snatching you away! Take this: “Obey My Every Command Good-Boy Collar!”

GWAH!? A collar!? And it’s even got a leash too!?

Once my “Obey My Every Command Good-Boy Collar” is wrapped around your neck, it won’t come off until your master gives permission!

NOWWW, toss that passbook away! And then go “stay” inside the storage room! GOOO!!

HUUUH!? Wha— my body is moving on my own! My precious passbook~! NOOOOOO, TAKE THIS OFF MEEEEE~!

WAHAHA! Successful abduction~!

Yep~! PT, you’re the cutest cat in the whole world~ Here, want some CIAO Churu¹?

Nya~

I’m abducting Daa–!

DWAH!? What are you doing, Netaro!?

Don’t you think ‘bout running, Daa–! Just stand still so you can get this over with. Go “stay” in the storage room!

HUH!?

Toi. You’re the most important person to me in the whole world.

You are too, Anisama.

SPOTTED SOME LOVEY-DOVEY ENERGY! I’m stealing Ryui away next~!

!? Uwah! You can’t take Anisama away, Netaro-san!

Because Anisama is my Anisama!

Eehhhh~!

You bastard, Yowa. The fuck do you think you’re doing? If you’re tryna separate me from Toi, you’d better be fucking prepared for the consequences.

Mm. Their defences are too strong… Oh well, I’ll put this one off for later!

Haha, does the brushing feel good, Shumai?

Woof♪

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Grrrr~!

? What’s wrong? Is there something outside the door?

I’m snatching you away~! Come o’va here, Renchi!

HUH!? W-WHAAAA!!

*whimpers*

LET US OUT~~!!

MUFUFU! What a haul, what a haul~♪!