Chapter 2

HMMMMMM. Still not enough! My inner Shirai Shitsuji’s power has way more pizzzaaazz than this. I want to do even more work as a butler~.

I wonder if there’s anyone who would be the perfect master~.

Aha!

Even so, I was surprised. When we ran into each other outside of the dorms, you were all soaked.

I was making a morning delivery when a passing cat started targeting a goldfish bowl on the eaves of a nearby house.

I wanted the cat to eat cat food and the goldfish to stay alive, but when I went over to try to intervene, I accidentally fell into the goldfish bowl.

Ah, but it’s okay. The goldfish was miraculously saved. I also apologized to the homeowner and made sure that the cat was safe.

The mischievous god was just as fond of you as ever today too.

You should change your clothes soon, or you’ll catch a cold.

Yeah, I’ll do that.

Popping out at the call with a PANPAKAPAAAAN! Netaro, the ultimate butler in the universe is at your service~♪

Oya, Netaro. Welcome home.

Welcome home. You seem to be in a good mood.

Gii, what you’re really really craving right now, to the point where it feels like your throat and arms are reaching out, is this, right?

Hm?

That’s a hair dryer, right?

Incredible. How did you know I was all wet when I just got home?

In Shirai Shitsuji’s fashion, I’d call it “Butler’s Sixth Sense”.

….?

Nagi, the hair dryer would be nice, but do you want me to bring you a bath towel too?

No, it’s okay. Since we’re at it, I might as well use Netaro’s hair dryer. Netaro, can you lend it to me?

The answer is no—. I’m your butler, so I’ll be the one to dry you thoroughly and pamper you with the finest care!

Hm? Okay. I don’t really get it but I’ll leave it to you…

As a butler, I shall handle all matters with the charm of a beguiling azalea, getting all tasks at hand flowing as smooth as a river!

?

Switch on!

Eh.

Wah.

“Burning Blast Blow!” It’s a high speed quick-drying hair dryer I cooked up with a wind speed of 50 meters per second!

How amazing. Nagi is desperately trying to withstand the storm. It’s like the scene reminiscent of a comedian standing in front of a giant electric fan.

W-wait give me a-

Ah, this is bad. I’m going to be blown away.

C’monnn, dry offff!

Ah, I can’t hold on any longer.

F-farewell—-.

…Nagi flew away with the wind.

But he’s completely dry now! And just like that, the world is saved!

All’s well that ends well, right!