Chapter 1
HAMA House - Boar Room
Hmmmm…
Diiiinnng! Eureka!
*he runs off*
HAMA House - Dining Room
Ani-sama! Do you want to drink some juice together? Chief brought it to us as a treat for everyone.
Yeah, sounds good. Let’s use this cup then.
Ehehe, thank you for getting it for me. I’ll open it now.
I’ll do it for you.
No, it’s okay! I can handle this much by myself.
…H-huh? I can’t get it to open properly…
Here, let me do it for you.
Yessireeee! Leave it to the universe’s ultimate butler, Netaro!
!?
I’ll crack that can wide open!
*Netaro opens the can with no struggle*
And then I’ll pour it for you!
W-woah!
Yowa, you piece of shit, cut that out! And don’t fucking pour it from there! It’s gonna get everywhere!
Netaro-san, you’re incredible!
You’re just like the super-competent butler Shirai Shitsuji-san from "The Black Swan's Kaleidoscope"!
Hohoho! I’ve learned and perfected my skills by playing the otome game you lent me.
A butler with the perfect mix of Shirai Shitsuji’s flawless and eccentric quirks, plus my own genius—voilà, the birth of Netaro, the ultimate butler in the whole wide universe!
Aah? I got a bad feeling about this.
Voilà. Please enjoy, Toi.
Uwah, thank you.
As a butler, I shall handle all matters with the charm of a beguiling azalea, getting all tasks at hand flowing as smooth as a river!
Hehe, that’s Shirai-san’s catchphrase.
Anything else you need me to do? I can also take on space debris and powerful demons if needed!
Oi. I don’t give a shit about you being the ultimate butler or whatever, but you’re fuckin’ dirtying Toi’s clothes!
Hm???? Where?
Open your fucking eyes! You poured that juice from such a high place, it splashed and left a 1mm stain on Toi’s clothes.
Oh me oh my, you weren’t kidding. In that case, I shall change your clothes!
Hereeee! Raise your arms up high into the air, Toi.
Eh!
I’ma fucking kill you! Don’t you dare touch his clothes! Don’t you dare put your shitty hands on Toi!
Got it. I shall do Ryui’s then.
Hah!? Why the fuck?!
Well, if the juice jumped onto Toi’s clothes, it probably jumped on yours too, right?
O-oi! Stop that! Don’t pull on me you fucking piece of shit!
While the ‘Euclidean Disassembly Instant Undressing Pen’ is recharging, behave yourself!
Toi, run….!
*the sounds of clothes ruffling*
A-Ani-sama~!
Ah, but Ani-sama being forced to take his clothes off is also sexy and cool…