Track 2
Dandy, your next stage will be…
HAMA Tours - Office Floor
HERE~~~!!!
The same thing as last time. Don’t move until I say you can, got it?!
A’ight, now I’ll sneak off and hide…
-Netaro runs and hides-
Ughhh, uweh…!
(Here they come!)
So busy! Too busy! Gotta get through all this paperwork that’s piled up too…HAH!
WHA–! THERE’S A BUG ON MY DESK!!!
…..
(...That was quite the reaction! And now, does Dandy have an interest in Piihyoro?)
You’ve invaded my territory—!
YOU INSECT! You think you can beat a human being!? I’ll crush you in one hit, you little bug—!!
!
Wait, Yachiyo-kun!
HWAH! CHIEF?
(Doudou?)
It probably just came in through the window. It didn’t mean any harm, so you don’t have to kill it…
BUT HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT IT DID!? It went out of its way to climb onto my clear file!
Maybe it’s lost and panicking too.
Ah, it curled up. It’s probably really scared.
Y-You’re making me sound like the bad guy when you put it that wayyyy!!
Ahaha…
I’ll take it outside and let it go!
….
(Doudou neither cowers in fear nor attacks.)
(...What an interesting outcome!)
HAMA Tours - Back dock
…Okay, off you go.
(I released it in some bushes with soil. He should be fine now…)
DOUDOU!
WOAH!?
You startled me… What’s wrong, Netaro-kun?
…..
So hypothetically…
What if an extraterrestrial being, like an alien, were to suddenly appear right in front of you.
U-Uh-huh…?
And if humans tried to eliminate that alien, just like Piihyoro wanted to with that bug…
What would you do?
…..
(An alien is pretty out-there... but I guess he’s asking what I would do if I saw someone about to be harmed right in front of me.)
OPTION 1: I would do everything I could to stop them.
Stop the humans?
Yeah. They’re the ones trying to eliminate the alien, right? Then I would have to stop them!
OPTION 2: I’d step in.
Even though that might put you in danger?
Yeah, but if I actually found myself in that situation, I don’t think I’d have time to think that far ahead.
I couldn’t just stand there and watch someone get hurt.
Airhead?
It means you should think things through a little more!
Uwah, suddenly hitting me with a valid point…
But is it really that strange?
Because what if they were an alien who had come all the way to Earth as a tourist?
Then if that were the case, we’d have to welcome them instead and give them hospitality!
Hospitality.
Yeah. First, I’d want to welcome them as a guest visiting from another planet.
…Uh-huh.
If that day ever comes—
You should join us as a member of Earth’s tourist guide and help welcome them too, Netaro-kun!
!
(What’s this feeling… It's like something fuzzy, softly thumping inside my chest.)
Ah, I have a meeting after this! Sorry, I gotta go!
I’ll see you back at the dorm!
-Chief runs off-
......
(...Even though there are bad aliens out there, Doudou’s just way too kind of a human.)
-Netaro opens his journal-
(My observation experiment has come to an end with Dandy’s departure…)
(However! I shall write down one last thing on my ‘Doudou’s Status Report’!)
Doudou refused to let Dandy be exterminated, and saved him from Piihyoro’s fatal blow!!
Doudou’s a bit tooooo soft-hearted, but Dandy is Gii’s friend, so all’s well that ends well~
And if an extraterrestrial being ever makes contact with Earth, apparently, I’ll be joining Doudou– as part of the Earth Tourist Guide Team!
I don’t mind either, so I guess I can welcome and give hospitality to ‘em!
…That should do it for today!
…Mufufu.
I wonder what I shall observe next~