Begone, Sickness! Pandemic Survivor! – Section 1

Track 2

A certain day in January.

As the residents of HAMA House went about their peaceful days, a certain ‘calamity’ was already starting to befall them–

HAMA House - Tiger Room

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Renga

Cough cough… That’s weird… Where did I even catch this…cough.

HAMA House - Horse Room

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Muneuji

The tea that cures all ailments should be here somewhere….. Shall we drink it together, Uu-chan?

HAMA House - Monkey Room

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Raito

This is undoubtedly an abnormal situation. I’m sure there were urban legends about similar cases in the past… To think I’d experience it myself–

HAMA House - Rat Room

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Yodaka

(Looks like I’ll have to leave the shop to him tonight. Ah… My body feels unbearably hot–)

That’s right. This place is now—

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The Infected Company Dormitory! The HAMA Pandemic House—!

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Those in the Living Room

…..

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Toi

Eh!? Everyone’s sick…?

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Kaede

Yeah. The people here are fine, but it looks like everyone else has come down with a fever…

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Toi

Actually, Anisama is going through the same thing. I was just on my way to get him some water.

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Nagi

Living together really is tough…

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Netaro

Could it be that Gii is a carrier as well? Peh, peh—

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Nagi

I feel perfectly fine for now, but…if it turns out that I’m actually incubating something, sorry in advance. If that happens, I will offer my deepest apologies as the source of its creation.

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Kaede

It’s true that it has been cold lately, but for so many people to fall ill all at once… It does seem kind of strange.

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Akuta

…..Ah.

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Netaro

Soooo you’re saying it might not be an illness, but something else's causing this?

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Kaede

Hmm… Nothing specific comes to mind though……

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Toi

The five of us here haven’t caught anything, right?

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Nagi

Kinari’s fine too. He went out to buy medicine and supplies just now.

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Nanaki

….Oh. So everyone’s here.

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Akuta

! Nanaki!

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Kaede

Are you okay, Nanaki-kun? How are you feeling?

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Nanaki

Um, my appetite’s coming back a little. I figured I should eat something to take my meds, so I came downstairs…

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Kaede

In that case, I’ll make some rice porridge and bring it up to you guys.

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Nanaki

Eh…Th-Thank you very much.

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Nanaki

(Ch-Chief’s homemade rice porridge…!?)

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Toi

Are you doing okay, Nanaki-kun? Your face looks even redder…?

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Nanaki

I-It’s just your imagination, Toi-san.

Cough… Then I’ll take you up on your offer and head back with some water first. Please don’t overdo yourselves either, everyone.

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Kaede

Yeah. Take care, Nanaki-kun.

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Toi

I hope Anisama’s appetite comes back too…

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Akuta

……

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Nagi

…Let’s do it.

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Netaro

Do wha?

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Nagi

Everyone, huddle up. This emergency calls for us to work as a team and face this crisis together.

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Chief and Toi

A team?

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Nagi

I hereby name it: Operation Cure HAMA House.

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Akuta

Cure…HAMA HOUSE….!

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Nagi

I think proper care is essential for a speedy recovery…. Everyone probably has things they want or need to do, too.

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Kaede

I see! So the five of us can split up the work, right? I think that’s a great idea!

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Akuta

ME, ME!!! I’m 100% in! I’ll give it everything I’ve got!

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Toi

Me too! I want Anisama and everyone else to get better as soon as possible…!

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Netaro

It’d be no fun if everyone just stays all wiped out. I shall help too!

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Nagi

Thanks. Let’s combine forces and get through this crisis.

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Kaede

Alright. If that’s settled, let’s start by dividing into teams. We need to bring medicine and care supplies to everyone, as well as make meals for them, and…

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Nagi

Also, since they’re probably sweating, it’d be good to change their clothes, towels, and sheets.

Let’s split into ‘Pelican Supply Team,’ ‘Iron Chef Cooking Team,’ and ‘Sonia Laundry Collection Team.’

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Toi

For laundry… I guess Nagi-kun will be in charge of that?

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MC

Then I’ll handle the cooking. I promised Nanaki-kun I’d make him some rice porridge too.

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Netaro

Then I shall join you! I’ll cook with Doudou~!

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Akuta

Thennn I’ll haul the supplies! I’ll carry and carry all of them!

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Toi

With Nagi-kun on the laundry, he’s more than enough on his own! I think I’ll join Akuta-kun and help deliver supplies to everyone!

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Akuta

Looking forward to working with ya on the Pelican Team, Toi-san!

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Toi

Yeah! Let’s do our best, Akuta-kun!

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Nagi

Okay! Seems like the teams are settled?

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MC

Looks like it! We’ll have the Pelican Supply Team wait for Kinari-kun to get back. In the meantime, let’s get started on cooking and the laundry!

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Netaro and Nagi

A'ight! // Okay.

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Akuta

Ummm— ….Toi-san. There’s something I want to talk to you about… You go’a moment?

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Toi

? Yes, of course!

HAMA House - 2nd Floor Hallway

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Akuta

—Soooo long story short. I kinda broke the sacred rope on an Iwakura by crashing into it.

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Toi

Uwah, that’s an impressive Shimenawa…..

(But it really is torn in half. Did this really happen because Akuta-kun crashed into it?)

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Akuta

So like this whole pandemic-level emergency thing might actually be my fault!

The god of the Iwakura got suuuper mad, and instead of punishing me, they dropped divine punishment on the ENTIRE HAMA HOUSE~~~!?

Or something like that…

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Toi

C-Calm down, Akuta-kun.

That must have startled you, having it suddenly snap like that. That scared you, didn't it?

But…it’s okay now! Thank you for depending on me.

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Akuta

To-Toi-san…..

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Toi

Give me a second. I’m going to take a look now.

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Akuta

Oooh…So it’s true you can see spooky ghosty stuff! That’s awesome…!

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Toi

(I feel…a pure, cleansing power from the rope. And–)

(A faint presence of something strange…..?)

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Toi

…..

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Akuta

Toi-san?

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Toi

(I can’t do it. I've had too many big fortune-telling jobs lately, so I’m dizzy from how tired I am… I don’t think I can see into it any further for now.)

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Akuta

And? Did you figure something out…???

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Toi

…I’m sorry. I can’t say for sure whether this rope is the cause of everyone getting sick.

(But… Even though it's faint, there really is a strange presence clinging onto it. It might be dangerous for Akuta-kun to keep this on him.)

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Akuta

I-I see…

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Toi

Things like this are often meant to protect sacred spaces.

So… I’ll take care of it!

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Akuta

Ri-Right!? Alrighty, I’ll zoom off and—

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Akuta

WHAT!? You’ll take care of it!? Alone!?

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Toi

I’ll handle this! Don’t worry about it, Akuta-kun! It’ll be okay!

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Akuta

But… Isn’t there anything I can help with!? If you need materials, I’ll speed there on my bike! If you’re gonna pray, I’ll pray SUPER hard right next to you!

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Toi

Mmm… I think…

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Akuta

YOU THINK!?

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Toi

(...Akuta-kun really wants to help me from the bottom of his heart…)

(But I can’t let him get involved in this matter…. If something goes wrong, he could get hurt.)

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Akuta

....Toi-san?

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Toi

…I-I don’t have anything for you...

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Akuta

DUNNNN…!!

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Toi

(I’m sorry, Akuta-kun. But I appreciate the offer…!)

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Toi

I’ll hold onto this Shimenawa! And I’m going to check on Anisama real quick too!

For now, let’s focus on taking care of everyone. Let’s do our best!

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Akuta

Eh… Ah, yeah!

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Akuta

………………..Ehh…….

Translation
Tsukimi
Proofreading
Niri, Aca, Dimi, Myun
QA